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Do you want to know what it would be like for your computer to have intestinal cancer?

Have you ever wondered what the moans of pain and slow wasting of malignant carcinoma would look like on your PC?

Now you can:  Buy anything from Apple.

I can’t fathom how people pay so much for so little, and then justify how great it is while it breaks constantly and they fork out money for iSupport or iCare or whatever the fuck Apple calls their extortion department.

I have never hated anything more than my iPhone. I have replaced it TWICE and had it for 4 months. I treat like it is made of glass, and yet it always breaks and has to be replaced, flashed, updated, backed up, restored, rebooted…

To do anything with it I have to install PC AIDS, also known as iTunes on to my computers. I have to have it on all my computers so I can do anything, but only one computer is allowed to actually have music on it? wtf?

Then there is the text message sound. I get to choose from 6 that come with it. I can’t download new ones. I can’t set new ones. If I want to I have to void my warranty and jailbreak the phone which causes more problems than just dropping the damn thing in a vat of hot grease.

Stop computer cancer! Donate to the Apple Sucks Shiny White Ignorant People’s Nards fund today, you will be happy you gave to ASS-WIPN because it’s tax deductible.